SchwarzTech Radio, Patent Pending, and The Matt & Eric Show was a podcast hosted by Eric Schwarz and Matt Bloomingdale that ran from 2010-2015. In its various incarnations, it featured a mix of news, commentary, and just general nonsense with an Apple focus. The Matt & Eric Show was an uncensored brief revival that ran in 2015.

Episodes (AAC/M4A files) have been archived here in reverse-chronological order for your listening pleasure, although removed from the RSS feed. Enjoy!

The Matt & Eric Show

3: Hopefully Our Only Microsoft Show

Explicit • Published on April 22, 2015

In this episode, Eric and Matt talk about Windows 10, Office subscriptions, and the HP Stream 7 tablet...

2: Everybody Clap for Me...I'm Tim Cook

Explicit • Published on April 6, 2015

In this episode, Eric and Matt look at the state of Apple, including the Apple Watch, where the MacBook fits, and what it would take to get a new Apple TV...

1: The New Adventures of Old Cingular

Explicit • Published on February 17, 2015

In the premiere episode of The Matt & Eric Show, Eric and Matt discuss Comcast leaving Indiana, how T-Mobile might be trying to fix everything, Microsoft's new direction, and contrast if Snow Leopard is as good as Yosemite is bad (or maybe not)...

Patent Pending

38: The Doughnut King

Published on 11/13/2014

In this episode, Matt and Eric discuss the start of the NBA season, first impressions of the iPhone 6, recap the October Apple event, OS X Yosemite, Apple Pay, and much more...

37: Marvel's Agents of N.E.T.F.L.I.X.

Published on 6/23/2014

In this episode, Matt and Eric talk about Netflix’s new logo, Eric’s new AirPort Extreme, backup strategies, Amazon’s new Fire Phone, the new low-end iMac, and much more...

36: Frankenstein Arms

Published on 5/26/2014

In this episode, Matt and Eric talk about Apple's cloud issues, the Surface Pro 3, and much more...

35: You're a Fan of Dainty Things

Published on 5/5/2014

In this episode, Matt and Eric talk about the new MacBook Airs, Apple's quarterly earnings, improving mobile payments, and much more...

34: Beautiful Convictions

Published on 4/17/2014

In this episode, Matt and Eric talk about Dropbox and privacy, Heartbleed, and much more...

33: He's a Dear, Dear Friend

Published on 4/3/2014

In this episode, Matt and Eric talk about Office for iPad, Amazon's new Fire TV, WWDC, iOS 7's security bug, and much more...

32: Marker!

Published on 3/19/2014

In this episode, Matt and Eric talk about the iOS 7.1 update, and people sticking with iOS 6, Apple software quality, iOS 8's music app, bad luck with GPUs, and much more...

31: Doing a Show Because We're Supposed To

Published on 3/3/2014

In this episode, Matt and Eric talk about wearables and the SSL/TLS bug...

Special: The Mac at 30

Published on 1/23/2014

In this special episode, Matt and Eric look back at the Mac's first thirty years, discuss their prior machines, and evaluate Apple...

30: The Other F Word

Published on 1/23/2014

In this episode, Matt and Eric discuss Google's acquisition of Nest and the topic of fanboys. It's a short show, as there will also be a special released this week...

29: Negative Twelve Degrees

Published on 1/6/2014

In this episode, Matt and Eric discuss their projects for the new year, the Mac Pro, Apple's declining app quality, Eric's renewed interest in the Mac, tech podcasts, and much more...

28: A Really Classy Podcast Studio

Published on 12/15/2013

In this episode, Matt visits Eric and they manage to not stay on topic even though it has been a slow news month... Please note, this episode was edited and recorded using the new version of GarageBand—we're trying it out on podcasts, despite no podcast features. If you have any feedback, be sure to let...

27: App Free For All

Published on 10/25/2013

In this episode, Matt and Eric discuss everything that happened at the October Apple event this week, including OS X Mavericks, the new iLife and iWork, Mac Pro, Retina MacBook Pros, the Retina iPad mini, iPad Air, and much more... Please note, this episode was edited and recorded using the new version of GarageBand—we're trying...

26: Does Soccer Even Have Seasons?

Published on 10/13/2013

In this episode, Matt and Eric waste about 15 minutes catching up on all the tech things that they missed, and then talk about TV shows, iOS 7, reference every other tech podcast out there, complain about some app updates, greedy customers, and much more...

25: VP of Cameras

Published on 7/12/2013

In this episode, Matt and Eric discuss Microsoft, waiting in line for technology, T-Mobile's strategy, Eric's new camera, giving away Mac OS X for free, PC World's move to digital-only, and much more...

24: Hipster Cable

Published on 7/1/2013

In this episode, Matt and Eric are distracted by Road House, make fun of Microsoft, look at the updates to the Apple TV, discuss the lack of iOS in the car, and much more...

23: Again, This is All Happening in a Web Browser

Published on 6/17/2013

In this episode, Matt and Eric decide to be like every other tech pundit and discuss everything from the WWDC keynote...

22: Thunderboost 2: The Journey Home

Published on 6/5/2013

In this episode, Matt and Eric talk about WWDC predictions, Eric's new Mac, and much more...

21: Better Than a Winklevoss

Published on 5/12/2013

In this episode, Matt and Eric catch up on a few things, discuss living away from the Internet, talk about self-publishing, Eric's next Mac revisited, and much more...

20: It Was Probably A/UX

Published on 4/27/2013

In this episode (recorded during the Q1 2013 earnings announcement), Matt and Eric talk about Apple's earnings, terrible journalism, Apple's lineup, Eric's next Mac, and much more...

19: It's the Surface Pro of Taco Products

Published on 4/13/2013

In this episode, Matt and Eric discuss Microsoft Office for iOS, Panic's Status Board, Aereo and the broadcast networks, Facebook Home, and much more...

18: Stupid Gimmicks

Published on 3/26/2013

In this episode, Matt and Eric discuss the demise of Google Reader, Apple's Podcasts 1.2, the Samsung Galaxy S 4 event, and much more...

17: The YouTube Machine in My Office

Published on 3/6/2013

In this episode, Matt and Eric don't have much to talk about, so Matt proclaims his new love of all Google products and also talks productivity...

16: Podcasting 101

Published on 2/20/2013

In this episode, Matt takes the reigns of the show and we discuss Mexican restaurants, Jack White, alarm clock and weather apps, Mailbox, quality video, HBO GO, YOLO, and much more...

15: Just a Pile of Apple TVs and Airport Expresses

Published on 1/30/2013

In this episode, Eric manages to make Matt grumpy and we talk about iPad and Apple TV rumors, the 128GB iPad 4, new software for the Apple TV, Vine, and much more...

14: You Can Never Trust a Rodney

Published on 1/16/2013

In this episode, Matt and Eric catch everyone up on what they've been up to since November, discuss the WSJ report on Apple cutting back on displays, and Matt goes off on CBS...

13: That's Doctor Christmas Jones to You, Sir

Published on 11/9/2012

In this episode, Matt and Eric discuss all sorts of things, including the iPad mini, sticking with AT&T, the iPhone 5 (again), Eric's immature sense of humor, just a bit of Bond, and much more...

12: This is Why Nobody Likes You

Published on 10/18/2012

In this episode, Matt finds a way to annoy most baseball fans, and he and Eric discuss Magnum, P.I., beating the stadium food markup, Softbank and Sprint, the iPhone 5, possible new iPad, and more...

11: Everything is Amazing and I'm Not Happy

Published on 9/24/2012

Matt & Eric discuss Apple's iPhone 5 event, the new iPods, iOS 6, Apple's Maps, Google's acquisition of Nik Software, new Twitter, and more...

10: You Love Hot Dog Stand

Published on 9/11/2012

Matt & Eric discuss the place for the new Kindle, how they use their gadgets, Apple's upcoming event, HP's new iMac, and much more... Please Note: In the initial discussions on the show, Matt & Eric originally noted that the Kindle Paperwhite was $99, but is actually $119.

9: Stylus and All

Published on 8/27/2012

Matt & Eric decide it's time for a bonus catch-up episode to discuss AT&T's FaceTime woes, Twitter's new API, Kardashians, and other things killing the world of tech...

8: It's Christmas...It's Green

Published on 8/25/2012

Matt & Eric catch up on all sorts of things after being away for a couple of weeks, including AirPlay, Square and Starbucks, Larry Ellison, and much more... Please note that this was recorded earlier in the week, so we talk about everything but the Apple v. Samsung verdict.

7: Thunderboost

Published on 8/3/2012

Matt & Eric talk about the Olympics, Apple's newest ads, Hulu Plus on the Apple TV, the updated Podcasts app, and after years of figuring out what to get, Matt finally bought a new computer...tune in to find out what he got!

6: Doubling Down

Published on 7/25/2012

In this episode, Matt & Eric discuss Apple's third quarter earnings, OS X Mountain Lion's release, Matt's grumpiness towards Panera, and much more...

5: Behind the Scenes

Published on 7/19/2012

In this episode, Matt & Eric sit down to talk about their Apple histories, the backgrounds of their sites, ad-based sites, the future of The Daily, and much more...

4: You're the Wil Wheaton of This Podcast!

Published on 7/4/2012

After a bit of a break, Matt and Eric are back and are talking about Microsoft Surface, Google's recent announcements, Apple's new Podcasts app, and much more...

3: None for the Mac Pro

Published on 6/12/2012

Another show? Yep...in this episode Eric & Matt discuss everything related to the WWDC keynote and share their thoughts on iOS 6, Apple's new MacBooks, and the other introductions yesterday.

2: A Hipster Semi Truck

Published on 6/10/2012

In the second episode of Patent Pending, Eric & Matt discuss everything that they think could potentially be introduced on Monday's keynote and talk a bit about Apple's strategy. We'll be recording another show sometime soon and have that posted as a follow-up.

1: Why Georgia

Published on 5/31/2012

In the first episode of the all-new Patent Pending, Eric & Matt discuss Aperture vs. iPhoto, Coda 2 & Diet Coda, Matt actually using Windows Phone 7, and perfecting an iPhone car audio setup...

SchwarzTech Radio

52: Stuff

Published on 5/16/2012

Eric & Matt discuss iOS maps, Matt's email rules, T-Mobile and the iPhone, the network TV up-fronts, and much more...

51: Insanely Simple

Published on 4/30/2012

Eric & Matt discuss WWDC, iOS 6, Apple's Earnings, satellite radio, and the obligatory clicky keyboard discussion...

50: The ‘S' Stands for Stupid

Published on 4/22/2012

We take a look back at some of SchwarzTech Radio's most memorable moments of the past fifty episodes...

49: Give Me the T-Bone

Published on 4/16/2012

Eric & Matt wrap up the 2012 Tournament of Apple's Coolest Code Names, and focus on what's wrong with iTunes...

48: Billions and Billions

Published on 4/10/2012

Eric & Matt continue the next round of the 2012 Tournament of Apple's Coolest Code Names, Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs, discuss the acquisitions of Facebook and Microsoft, Windows Phone 7, and much more...

47: I Should've Said Cyberdog

Published on 4/2/2012

Eric & Matt continue the next round of the 2012 Tournament of Apple's Coolest Code Names, discuss the bad news at AOL, RIM, and Best Buy, talk about the iPad's battery, and much more...

46: Daisey Unchained

Published on 3/26/2012

Eric & Matt continue the next two rounds of the 2012 Tournament of Apple's Coolest Code Names, discuss the new iPad, Mike Daisey, and much more...

45: Free Bumpers

Published on 3/15/2012

Eric & Matt discuss the new iPad, new Apple TV, iPhoto, a Siri lawsuit, introduce the 2012 Tournament of Apple's Coolest Code Names, and much more...

44: Leap Day

Published on 3/1/2012

Eric & Matt discuss the upcoming iPad event, Hotspot 2.0, MLB's newest version of At Bat, and much more...

43: Mountain Lion Town

Published on 2/21/2012

Eric & Matt discuss The Daily, Mountain Lion, Messages Beta for OS X, if apps should be universal or not, and much more...

42: It's Not a Plugin If It's Built-In

Published on 2/7/2012

Eric & Matt talk about Mac OS X 10.7.3, streaming sports online, being like Gibbs from NCIS, iMessage bugs, digging for gold, Motorola's injunction in Germany, Samsung and RIM's new ads, Apple's new retail guy, The Daily after a year, and much more...

41: Literally

Published on 1/17/2012

Eric & Matt catch up on news that happened over the break, including the knighting of Jonathan Ive, Apple's education event, Target and other retailers, first cell phones, Raspberry Pi, iPad rumors, and much more...

40: Gorging Yourself for the Holidays

Published on 12/27/2011

Eric & Matt wrap up the year with a number of big news stories from 2011 and other odds ‘n' ends...

39: Joe Buck at a Panera

Published on 12/13/2011

Eric & Matt discuss iPad gaming, iPod touch ads and hipsters, renting versus Netflix versus AirPlay, the Apple TV rumors (yet again), the next iPad, and Twitter's recent changes...

38: My Time Is Valuable

Published on 11/30/2011

Eric & Matt discuss the benefits of the Apple TV, AirPlay, non-universal apps, Eric's giving up games, the value in Microsoft, and much more...

37: Occupy SchwarzTech

Published on 11/11/2011

Eric & Matt discuss iOS 5.0.1, Siri, the death of Mobile Flash, Apple-branded TV sets, the Mac Pro's future, Logitech's response to Google TV, and much more...

36: Cranky

Published on 10/30/2011

Eric & Matt catch up and talk about the first couple of weeks with iOS 5, iCloud, and seem to both be on edge...

Special: Universe: Dented

Published on 10/12/2011

Eric & Matt discuss the passing of Steve Jobs, what this means for Apple, and share a few stories on the subject...

35: There's Only One October

Published on 10/9/2011

Eric & Matt talk about the "new" iPods, iCloud, the iPhone 4S, Siri, and much more with today's announcements...

34: I Want Chocolate!

Published on 9/26/2011

Eric & Matt are heavily distracted while both in-studio, and are spending this week talking about Netflix/Qwikster, how bad Lion really is, running Snow Leopard on new Macs, iPhone retention, Matt makes promises he can't keep, Apple-branded TVs and the problem with that particular idea, and much more... And, as mentioned in the show: Things...

33: iCloud, Pumpkin Lattes, & the McRib

Published on 9/12/2011

Eric & Matt talk about iPhone 5 rumors, iPhones at Lowes, injunctions everywhere, charitable giving, and much more...

32: No Big Tech News Happens in August

Published on 8/29/2011

Eric & Matt are back making excuses for their absences and looking at the Google/Motorola deal, the death of webOS and HP's computer business, and Steve Jobs's resignation...

31: Dot NET

Published on 8/5/2011

Eric & Matt are back after a break with news about SchwarzTech, AT&T rants, a little bit of Lion discussion, the iCloud developer beta, iOS 5, Eric is sour on iPhone 5 rumors, and more…

30: Lions and Tigers and Pirates...

Published on 7/20/2011

Eric & Matt discuss Apple's newest hardware updates (MacBook Air, Mac mini, Thunderbolt Display) and Mac OS X Lion...

29: Voldemort's MacBook

Published on 7/17/2011

Eric & Matt are on location in Muncie, Indiana, and don't really have a whole lot to talk about since Mac OS X Lion hasn't been released, but there's plenty to complain about with Netflix, and they discuss what computer Matt should get next...if Apple ever updates their lineup...

28: Storing It In a Tire

Published on 7/7/2011

Eric & Matt talk about a lot of iPhone news and rumors, President Obama tweets, the end of unlimited data on Verizon, Sprint's role with the next iPhone, iPad rumors, what Matt's next computer should be, and much more...

27: Edit This in Post

Published on 6/25/2011

Eric & Matt figure out which tech companies are evil, stolen iPhones, reinstalling Lion, Final Cut Pro X, HP TouchPad preorders, the fate of RIM, podcasts on the Apple TV, and much more...

26: Burn Notifications

Published on 6/14/2011

Eric & Matt analyze iOS 5′s PC-free functionality, iMessage killing SMS and IMs, iWeb's impending doom, restarting to Safari, Apple's new campus plans, and much more...

25: The WWDC Special

Published on 6/6/2011

Eric & Matt break down today's WWDC announcements: iOS 5, OS X Lion, and iCloud...

24: Season Finale

Published on 5/24/2011

Eric & Matt talk about the iPhone 5, AT&T's bad satisfaction rating, no love for Thunderbolt from HP, ten years of Apple Retail Stores, cloud music and Apple, Apple's Back to School promo rumors, AIM with video chat, Lodsys and patents, the growing size of Android phones, and more... We'll be back for Season 2...

23: 8.5 Billion

Published on 5/13/2011

Eric & Matt talk Microsoft's acquisition of Skype, Google IO, Chromebooks and why Eric can't see the appeal of them, Google's and Apple's Senate hearing, iPod nano rumors, and much more...

22: Lion's Roar

Published on 5/6/2011

Eric & Matt talk about Apple ads, new iMacs, the newest Lion news and a question of distribution, iOS 4.3.3, and much more...

21: Finally

Published on 4/29/2011

Eric & Matt talk about the white iPhone 4, T-Mobile's iPhone, Super Mario ripoffs, gaming, Tweetbot, more AT&T tethering drama, and much more...

20: Keeping an Eye on You

Published on 4/25/2011

Eric & Matt talk about iPad-related podcasts, iPhone location tracking, Matt dislikes a lot of publications, Dropbox privacy concerns, Samsung's legal issues with Apple, various rumors, is the MacBook Air an iPad Pro?, Mac Pro revisions, Mail stationery, the PlayBook, with bits of sports and pop-culture thrown in...

19: Flipped Off

Published on 4/18/2011

Eric & Matt talk about the white iPhone, Matt's full of catch-phrases, iOS 4.3.2, Eric Schmidt & Steve Jobs, a mysterious iTunes placeholder, a new Apple TV in September?, the BlackBerry PlayBook, Matt misses Final Cut Pro market share, the final edition of the 2011 Tournament of the Worst Apple Products, and more...

18: We Could Be Analysts

Published on 4/8/2011

Eric & Matt talk about teens and the iPhone, marketshare, the At Bat app, robbing an Apple Store, Mac OS X 10.7 Lion, Epsilon's email hacks, Amazon's Cloud Drive, new Apple patents, 2011 Tournament of the Worst Apple Products, and more...

17: Back ][ the Future

Published on 4/1/2011

Eric & Lindsey dig into the SchwarzTech Radio "archives", listening to an episode from late April 1984. Apple had multiple platforms, including a revolutionary new, simplified computer, the breakup of AT&T, and what the future may bring...

16: The Empire Strikes Back

Published on 3/26/2011

Eric & Matt talk about the AT&T/T-Mobile Deal, the worldwide iPad 2 launch, OS X turns X, iOS 4.3.1, Buy or Sell, the 2011 Tournament of the Worst Apple Products Round 2, and more...

15: Finding a New Co-Host

Published on 3/15/2011

Eric & Matt talk about the iPad 2 launch, GarageBand and iMovie for the iPad, iOS 4.3, Apple TV 4.2, NCAA March Madness on Demand, Twitter's API agreement changes, Apple's numbering scheme, the 2011 Tournament of the Worst Apple Products Round 1, and more...

14: Big Ol' iPod Touch Deux

Published on 3/3/2011

Eric & Matt talk about the new iPad 2 and only the new iPad 2...

13: Thunderbolt

Published on 2/27/2011

Eric & Matt talk about the new MacBook Pros, Mac OS X 10.7 Lion, FaceTime, we revisit the 2011 Tournament of the Worst Apple Products, and much more...plus an update on the 2011 Tournament of the Worst Apple Products...

12: Big Board Equals Big Luck

Published on 2/17/2011

Eric & Matt talk about the $49 iPhone 3GS, the Motorola Atrix, Flash, subscriptions in iTunes, the Nokia/Microsoft deal, and a new competition...the 2011 Tournament of the Worst Apple Products...

11: The Daily SchwarzTech

Published on 2/8/2011

Eric & Matt break down The Daily, discuss subscriptions in iTunes, and have a few rants... Also, this episode is also bit of an "experiment" of sorts, as the show is focused on one particular topic for the entire episode...

10: Invitation to Follow

Published on 1/30/2011

Eric & Matt share a few rants about the iOS's management of game progress, the Mac App Store, and the Xserve. Also, Matt analyzes Scott Forstall hanging out with 50 Cent, the guys discuss the Macworld Expo, Matt is grumpy about invitations for things, and much more! Also, this episode is a bit of an...

9: Trenta

Published on 1/23/2011

In the ninth episode of SchwarzTech Radio, Eric & Matt talk about the leave of absense of Steve Jobs, Eric Schmidt leaving Google, payments at Starbucks using iDevices, the iPod touch phone, the rumors of iTunes and Safari merging, Mac OS X 10.7 Lion, iOS 4.3, and much more...

8: Get Off My Network!

Published on 1/16/2011

In the eighth episode of SchwarzTech Radio, Eric & Matt look at the Verizon iPhone announcement, the Mac App Store, and what 2011 may bring for Apple...

7: New Year's Spectacular

Published on 12/31/2010

In the seventh episode of SchwarzTech Radio, we take a look back on the year that was, complete with a recap of the biggest news stories, our winners and losers, a call in from our most loyal listener, and even a contest?

6: The ‘S' Stands for Speed

Published on 12/15/2010

In the sixth episode of SchwarzTech Radio, Best Buy gives away the iPhone 3GS, more on the exploding Droid, Google's Chrome CR-48 & Nexus S, Buy or Sell, a surprise visit from a "tech mogul", and more...

5: Attack of the Killer Smartphones

Published on 12/6/2010

In the fifth episode of SchwarzTech Radio, we decide to focus this bonus episode on a number of topics, including the debate on if the Mac will truly be replaced by iOS devices, and much more...

4: Murder on the AirPort Express

Published on 11/30/2010

In the fourth episode of SchwarzTech Radio, we discuss the various deals we got after Thanksgiving, the other sales that went on, what's next for Apple in 2011, and Matt's love affair with jailbreaking his iPhone...

3: A Hard Day's 4.2

Published on 11/17/2010

After a bit of a break, in the third episode of SchwarzTech Radio, we discuss the Beatles joining iTunes, reworking the App Store, the Comcast/NBC Universal deal, the white iPhone, AirPrint, and much more. Even your favorite segment, Buy or Sell, is included!

2: "Back to the Mac" Coverage

Published on 10/21/2010

In the second episode of SchwarzTech Radio, we take a look at everything from Apple's "Back to the Mac" event, including iLife '11, FaceTime, Mac OS X 10.7 Lion, and the new MacBook Air...

1: Pilot

Published on 10/10/2010

In the premiere episode of SchwarzTech Radio, we take a look at the Apple TV and the threat of Google TV, the viability of a cloud-based iTunes, the Verizon iPhone, excess features on the iPhone, Buy or Sell with iLife '11, and Rant Time...